Hindi Sms Jokes Defenation .

Bikhari Nhi Par Bikh Mangataa Hai
Ladki Nhi Par Purse Isthemal Krta Hai
Pujaari Nhi Par Ghanti Bjaata Hai.
Ans: Bus Conductor

Padhney Mein Likhney Mein
Dono Mein Hi Main Aata Kaam
Pen Nhi Kagaz Nhi
Btaao Kya Hei Mera Naam.
Ans: Chasma

Hari Thi Man Bhari Thi
No Laakh Motiyon Sey Jadi Thi
Raja Ji Key Khet Mein
Duata Odhey Khadi Thi.
Ans: Bhutta

Chhota Sa Siphai
Ushki Khinch Ke Nikar Uttari.
Ans : Banana

Do Kisan Ladten Jaaye
Unki Kheti Badhti Jaaye.
Ans: Sweater Ki Bunai

Aisi Kon Si Cheez Hei Jishey
Aagey Sey Toh Banayaa Hein Bhagwan Ney
Aur Pichey Sey Insaan Ney.
Ans: Bel Gaadi

Ek Thaal Motiyon Se Bhara
Sabkey Sir Par Ultaa Dhara
Chaaron Aur Phirey Vo Thaal
Moti Ushsey Ek Naa Girey.
Ans: Tara ( Stars )

Do Sunder Ladkey
Dono Ek Rang Key
Ek Bichhad Jaaye
Toh Dusraa Kaam Naa Aaye.
Ans: Joota ( Shoes )

Jo Rishtey Dil Key Rishtey Hain
Unn Rishton Ko Waqt Dena Zaroori Hai
Toot Jaate Hain Rishtey Aksar
Par Tootne Ki Awaaz Nahi Hoti Hai.

Har Kisi Ke Naseeb Mein Saccha Pyar Pana Nahi Hota,
Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai, Kisi Ka Koi Dosh Nahi Hai..
Mujhe Pata Hai Ke Mere Naseeb Mein Sirf Tadap, Judai
Aur Nafrat Hi Bachi Hai…Khush Rehne ..

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Monday 10 February 2014